Orange Upside Down Cupcakes (★ ★ ★ ★ ☆)

But sadly, there were car fuzzies everywhere.

The End

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Uh... ya....

This story is sort of a tragedy.  

So instead of just ending on a sad note, I thought I'd put the ending out there so you can brace yourself and not cry hysterically or anything like I did at the end of "500 Days of Summer."  

Yes, I know there was a disclaimer at the beginning of the movie!  That's what I get for blogging and movie-ing at the same time.  It took me 20 minutes to realize that the Bachelorette actually ended up with someone this season - I have a problem.

But not all was lost. I learned a lesson.

Remember that goody - "Pride cometh beforeth the falleth?"

Oh ya, we're going there.

And it's about to get good. 

As with many things in life - it all started with a "spark."

You see there was this cake - an orange cake.  It was getting ALL kinds of online love.  Features, comments, pins - you name it.  

It seemed like everywhere I went on the blogosphere that week - I was haunted by this orange cake.

The Cake From Where It All Began:

Now don't get me wrong - I'm a fan of orange and an even bigger fan of "easy," but I was dumbfounded to realize that what everybody was raving about was just so normal... so simple.

And that's the moment the dark seed took root.

"I can do that."

It became my presumptuous mission to become the toast of the blogs, the bees knees.  If an easy orange cake can do it...then I most definitely could.  

You guys like orange, right?  Obviously.  

And something that doesn't require frosting?  Boom - frosting on the ground!

Since I can't be a total copycat, instead of "simple" why don't we go with "classic?"  Upside down cake.

Then make it totes unique?  Mini-size 'em.

The stage was set.

The ingredients prepped. 

And honestly, I worked my magic.

These were good.  Like Martha Stewart Living, Better Homes and Garden, sophisticatedly-rustic-delicious good.   Even on Day 1, 2, and 3.

My evil plan was working.  Assuredly, my cupcakes would be the buzz of the week.

My friends and family drooled over them.  My brother who only eats my desserts if they are chocolate, begged for more.

Oh, I done good.

And that's when it happened...

I had carefully pack several away to bring to work.
Because the praises of family and friends can't be trusted.  They love me, you know?
But co-workers.  Co-workers have no obligation to boost my ego.  They can just as easily grab a cupcake, take a bite, and toss it in the trash.  No harm, no foul.

It was there that I would finally reign.  And my induction into the "Lauded Bakers of the Blogosphere" would be imminent.

That was before I was running late.

Before I couldn't find a container with a lid,

Before I had to slam on my brakes,

Before the treats I had so lovingly crafted, pummeled one by one to the floor...

...of my car.

My dreams crushed.
Replaced by smooshed cupcakes coated in car fuzzies.

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I learned a valuable lesson that day.

Baking isn't about winning praise.
It's about enjoying the process.

It isn't about sugar and butter.
Baking is about sharing and bringing people closer.

Oh, who am I kidding?  It totally is!

But I also know that giving way to the cockiness within -- always ends badly.  I'm just lucky this time my penance was pieces of carpet.

Orange Upside Down Cupcakes

used Sallys Baking Addiction as my starting point

• 3 1/2 Cup Flour
• 1 tsp Baking Powder
• 1/2 tsp Baking soda
• 1 Cup (2 Sticks) of Butter, melted
• 2 Cups Brown Sugar
• 2 Eggs
• 1/2 Cup Plain Greek Yogurt (Or Sour Cream)
• 3/4 Cup Milk
• 1 Cup Orange Juice
• 4 tsp Vanilla
• 2/3 Cups Butter [for cupcake tops]
• 1 Cup Brown Sugar [for cupcake tops]
• 3-4 Small Oranges, cut into 24 thin slices and peeled
• 24 Cupcake Liners

Makes 24 Cupcakes

Preheat Oven to 375F after baking for 7min lower to 350F

Bake for 15-20 minutes

1) In a small bowl, mix together flour, baking soda, and baking powder.

2) In a small microwave safe bowl, microwave 1 Cup (2 sticks) butter in 30 sec increments until melted. 

    Stirring in-between each heating.

3) Transfer melted butter into a medium sized bowl.  Add 2 Cups brown sugar and beat until combined.

4) Add eggs, yogurt, milk, orange juice, and vanilla.  Beat until combined.
5) Slowly add flour mixture to batter.  Once combined batter will be very thick.  Which makes it super
    easy to spoon into the cupcake tin. Yeah!

6) Because I needed the tops to slide out very easily, but I didn't want to have to eat these out of a 

    cupcake liner, I totally stole this idea from Glorious Treats.  Fold the liners in half and cut a small half 

    moon out of the bottom.  This will be just enough to cover the bottom of each of the muffin slots. 

7) Butter or spray the heck out off the muffin tin and then line with the cut cupcake liners.

8) In a small microwave bowl, melt 2/3 cups of butter and stir in 1 Cup brown sugar.

9) Drop in 1/2 Tbsp of this mixture into each liner.

10) Cut oranges into very thin slices - you need 24 total. 

11) I found that slicing the orange and then carefully peeling each one worked for me.  However, if
      you'd like to peel the whole orange first and then slice it that might work as long as you have a very
      sharp knife.
12) Next slit an opening in the slice, so you can easily wrap it into the bottom of a cupcake slot.  If you
      have more time cutting the slice into little "pie" pieces and placing them into the cupcake liner
      individually will make it easier to eat.
13) Press orange slice down so it gets immersed in the brown sugar and butter.

14) Spoon batter over orange slices and place into oven at 375F.  After 7 mins, lower the oven
      temperature to 350F.  Bake for another 8-13 minutes until a toothpick inserted in the center comes
      out clean.
15) Let cupcakes cool on a rack for a few minutes, then flip upside down and let cupcakes slide out.  If
      some seem stuck, carefully tap the tops of the cupcake tin to get them to fall out.

Vanilla Whipped Cream
makes enough for 24 cupcakes

• 2 Cups of Heavy Whipping Cream
• 2/3 Cup of Powdered Sugar
• 2 Tbsp of Vanilla Bean Paste (or Vanilla Extract)
• 2 tsp Unflavored Gelatin

1) Tip: But medium sized bowl in the freezer for about 10 minutes beforehand.  It helps the cream to 

    whip up faster. Side Note: the gelatin helps the whipped cream to keep it's form and not to become
    a runny, puddly mess. 

2) Beat whipped cream until stiff peaks form.  Add powdered sugar (more or less to taste), vanilla, and 

    gelatin.  Beat until combined.  

3) Store in fridge if not using immediately.

*Disclaimer* - While the events in this post are true, they may have been exaggerated for story telling purposes only.  I happen to really like orange in desserts and I get inspired by other blogs like twenty times a day! 

"Independence Day" Ice Cream Cupcakes (★ ★ ★ ★ ☆)

Alright, let's just get the fact that it's no longer the 4th of July out of the way.

It's still July and I celebrate birthdays all month long.  So as far as I'm concerned, Happy 7th Day of your 237th Birthday, America!

I made these for you!  Because I love you!

But also,

...Because I love me.

I mean, you can't really eat.
I don't want to be "that" girl.  You know, the one who bakes for her country, and then sits all sad at home while these ice cream cupcakes melt and go to waste because you never showed up.

I knew going into this that I'd have to eat them myself.

Rest assured, though, I made you something worthy.
I took time to stretch my non-decorating skills.
And savored every bite in your honor.

Then, in my honor, I made sure they were super simple and stinkin' good.

But I have something to confess to you.

It's kind of serious.

I broke a self-imposed baking rule for these.  

Probably the second most sacred self-imposed baking rule of all...right after:

"Rule #1: All Artificial Sweeteners Must Be Exorcised From Nat's Presence When Baking Is To Occur."

I don't even know how to tell you, so I'm just going to spit it out...

ppphaaaa ahhhhh hhhhoooo kkkaaaayyy

I'm about to suggest that you use Cool Whip.

Gasp!       Shock!       Awe!

Yes.  It's true.

For this recipe...      Just this once...

I am officially a Cool Whip promoter.

A promoter of chemically, fake, wannabe whipped cream.

I am actually suggesting you abandon the fatty, fluffy, smooth, delicious treat from God Himself, in favor of this man made garbage.

Effectively breaking, "Rule #2: Imitation Whipped Cream Shall Never Cross Thine Lips."

I know!

What is the world coming to?
What is this blog coming to?!!??

You all know I love whipped cream.

Whipped cream is my hommie.  My love.  My main baking squeeze.

But for these delicious morsels, Cool Whip is your guy.

You see, I make ice cream with whipped cream all the time.  And I know two things to be true:
1) It freezes rock solid.
2) It's extremely rich.

Two things you definitely want to avoid for these ice cream cupcakes.

1) You aren't eating these with a spoon.  They need to have "bite-worthy" texture.  I don't need anyone
    chipping a tooth.
2) Mixing ice cream with whipped cream seems like an unnecessary health burden. Heart attack, much?

I double-dog, triple pinky promise that I would never suggest this to you if I didn't think it tasted amazing.

And, oh, it does.

It's like mousse.  Ice cream mousse.
So light and creamy and refreshing from this soul crushing heat wave we've been having.

These are pretty much a summer must.

So please forgive me.
My goal is to give you the best.
And if the best involves Cool Whip, then so be it.

Ice Cream Cupcakes
recipe slightly adapted from The Domestic Rebel, and introduced to me by Aimee.  That one bite changed my life.

• 1 - 1.5 Quart Tub of Ice Cream (I used Cake Batter to get the color I wanted)
• 1 - 8oz Tub of Cool Whip (thawed)**
• 20 Oreos (or small round cookie of choice)
• 20 Cupcake Liners
• (Optional) Sprinkles

Makes 20 Ice Cream Cupcakes
Requires freezing time (2-6hrs)
**Addendum: Apparently Trader Joe's has their own non-hydrogenated oil House Whip.  Wish I knew that before I made these.**

1) Set ice cream out for about 20 minutes before starting.  Cool whip must be thawed from the freezer
    (this can be done overnight in the fridge).
2) Line two muffin tins with 20 cupcake liners.  Place cookie at the bottom of each one and set off to
    the side.
3) In a large bowl, scoop in softened ice cream.  Add tub of cool whip and fold until combined.
4) (Optional) If adding topping/decorations sprinkle a small handle into the mixture for added color and
    texture.

5) Using a kitchen spoon, scoop ice cream mixture into cupcake liners.  Keep adding until the mixture 

     just reaches the top of the liner.  Smooth with the back of the spoon to help level out the tops.

6) At this point, my mixture was very melted so I put in the freezer for about 30 minutes before I added 

    the decorations.  If your mixture is holding its texture go ahead and decorate now, otherwise, pop in 

    the in the freezer for a little bit (just to set) then decorate.  These things thaw out very, very, very 

    quickly.

7) Once decorated, freeze for at least 2 hours before eating.  6 hours to overnight is preferable, but I 

    ate one at 2 hours and it was fine, just not as firm as it could've been.  

8) A side note: these thaw within minutes so they need to be in the freezer until immediately before 

    serving.  The cool whip mixed in prevents these from getting very hard.  

Sure I missed America's Birthday and I endorsed Cool Whip, 

But I just drooled because of my own photo...  

And that's plain embarrassing. 

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The "Fake" Neiman Marcus Chocolate Chip Cookie (★ ★ ★ ★ ☆)

This recipe is Ron Swanson approved.

Yes, that Ron Swanson.

Ron (bleeping) Swanson.

Pawnee's Parks and Recreation Director.

Wood worker.

Hunter.

Bacon Aficionado.

The man's man.

This may seem weird, but I find him incredibly sexy...mustache and all.  

And I HATE mustaches.  The whole hipster "trend" is horrifying to me.  

But there is just something about Ron's that is undeniably masculine.  

(I kinda like it).  Ew, I did not just say that! 

He's the kind of guy that makes you want to shoot some whiskey, puff a cigar, or pack a shotgun.

                                       

Ahhhhh, and in a bow tie no less.

Yes, this cookie would impress even him. 

Of course, he didn't tell me that personally.

But it doesn't matter that I never sent him a lovingly wrapped package of freshly baked cookies. 

Or that he didn't call me to tell me how I am the woman solely responsible for introducing him to his fourth favorite food.

I know - in my heart - he'd accept it.   Because this is a man's cookie.

Un-Fancy.

Extremely Hearty.

Perfectly Delicious.

Plain and simple...it gets the job done.  

And it gets it done well. 

There is quite the urban legend behind these cookies. 

It goes: a woman tried these at the Neiman Marcus café and fell so madly in love with them that she offered to pay for the recipe.

However, she was told that it would cost her “two-fifty.”
Unbeknownst to her, they meant $250, not the modest $2.50 she had anticipated. 

Neiman Marcus was none too sympathic to her story, so in a fit of revenge she mass emailed the world so they could benefit from her $250 mistake.  Hell hath no fury, right?

But I imagine this would leave Ron Swanson quite unimpressed.

In fact, he’d be put off by this woman’s overly dramatic display of emotion....And well, frankly, her stupidity. 

He’d be much more approving of the real story behind my making these cookies. 

I implored my friends to pass along their most beloved chocolate chip recipes, and a one –Jimmy – responded in kind. He went so far as to say that this recipe was “his baby” and “the best dessert he has ever made.”

“The working class man’s cookie”

And there you have it.

The "Fake" Neiman Marcus Chocolate Chip Cookie
Graciously bestowed to me by Jimmy and to him through Ms. Kelene 

1 Cup (2 Sticks) of Butter (room temperature)
1 Cup Granulated Sugar
1 Cup Brown Sugar
2 Eggs
1 tsp. Vanilla
2.5 Cups of Quaker Rolled Oatmeal (before blending)
2 Cups Flour
1 tsp. Baking Powder
1 tsp. Baking Soda
1/2 tsp. Salt
2 Cups (12 oz.) Chocolate Chips
4 oz. of Grated Chocolate Bar

Preheat Oven to 350F Degrees
Bake for 12-14 minutes
Makes Approx. 24 Cookies (using a golfball sized ball of dough - preferred size)
                     40 Cookies (using a tablespoon sized ball of dough)

1) In a medium sized bowl, cream butter and both sugars together.  Mixture will be very thick.
2) Add eggs and vanilla.  Beat until just combined.

3) Measure out 2.5 cups of oatmeal.  (I recommend using Quarter Oats or a brand of oatmeal with a
    softer texture.  I used Trader Joe's brand and it never seemed to cook all the way in the dough).
    Blend to a fine powder.  You can use a food processor or what
    ever you have on hand. (pssst. I used my coffee grinder.)
4) In a small bowl, mix blended oatmeal, flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.  Stir to combine.
5) Add the flour mixture to the sugar mixture.  Beat to combine.
6) Add in chocolate chips.

7) Add in grated chocolate.  (I tried to use a cheese grater, but the chocolate kept melting in my hand.  I 

    ended up chopping the remaining pieces as finely as I could).

8) Roll dough into golfball-sized balls and place two inches apart onto a well greased sheet. (You can 

    make these smaller, but I found this to be the best size texture-wise and had the perfect balance of 

    crisp-to-chew-to chocolate gooeyness). Place in 350F Degree oven for 10-12 minutes. Tops will be 

    cooked, but not brown.  This dough cooks to a lighter color.  Leave on baking sheet for 2-5 mins to 

    cool, then place cookies on cooling rack. 

9) This dough does not need to be refrigerated overnight first.  It actually gets very hard in the fridge.  If 

    you do have leftover dough, just let it sit out on the counter for a few minutes before cooking again. 

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Review: Are these the best chocolate chip cookies in the world?  I don’t know. 

But they are darn good.  And the dough is literally the best tasting dough I’ve ever had in a chocolate chip cookie.  The ground oatmeal gives them an UNBELIEVABLE flavor!

They are crispy on the outside and perfectly gooey in the middle. 

My only issue with them is that they lose their exquisite texture overnight.  These are definitely bake’em and eat’em cookies.  And you have to get the right oatmeal brand.  I used Trader Joe’s and even though I blended them to a pulp, I could still taste the hard, uncooked (microscopic, mind you) flecks of oatmeal.  Next time, I’ll use Quaker Oats and see if that solves my problem. 

Notice, how I said next time?  Meaning, I’ll make these again? 

Ya, that’s pretty rare. 
Actually, I’ve already made these twice in the past week. 
And if that doesn’t say something about these -  I don’t know what will. 

For the working man, woman, child,

And mustached Ron's of the world,

This is for you.

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Snickerdoodle Blondies {Rebake} (★ ★ ★ ★ ★)

Well, my world has officially exploded.

I'm not even exaggerating.

Now, I'm not saying I'm in a deep pile of ruins and I can't see the light ahead.  

...At least, not today anyway.

But the world I knew...I know.  Is over.  

I live with a bunch of dreamers.  

And just to make sure we're on the same page here:

Dreamer - n. person with exceedingly fantastic ideas and goals who is often plagued with "too much 

talk-ie, but no walk-ie" disease.  They change their minds faster than a college freshman gets drunk, but when they are serious - watch out! Because ain't nobody gonna stop that. It's shear awe-inspiring power.

I am a realist. 

Don't worry, I'll be fair:

Realist - n. person who tends to believe things are "just the way they are" and who strives to live in contentment because even if things aren't as they should be, they know how things will be, and that's pretty comforting. They can complain about circumstances, and yet still be resistant to change. However, I'd challenge you to find someone who one gives better sound advice.

Of course, I am not Webster and these definitions were tainted by my own bias, but I still think they are pretty accurate!  (Please use proper citation if referenced in your research paper...I prefer MLA format).

So when there was the usual unrest and murmurings around here a few months ago, my realist self thought, "Chill.  Remember the talk-ie no walk-ie?  Ya, happens all the time."

Only, this wasn't the "diseased rumblings" time.  Oh, no.

This was the full blown.  Dreamer on a rampage.  Gonna-make-it-happen-time.

[Insert World Explosion]

Boooommmppppaaawwwwssshhhhh!!!!

So what is a girl to do when all that she knows is about to get real foreign, real quick?

Well, rebel of course!  

By rebaking my trusty favorite - Snickerdoodle Blondies.

Because no one else gets to control what I bake, but me!  

And today I bake comfort!

I bake cinnamony!  Brown sugary!  Buttery!  Chewy!

I bake amazing 5 star, solve-all-your-problems bars!

Last time I shared these, I didn't have my wonderful camera and I barely wrote about them at all because I was sick.  So this seemed the most opportune time to present them to you again.  

These. are. incredible.  

One of the few things I have actually given five out of five stars.

Think "snickerdoodle cookie meets always chewy, never dried out goodness."  

I've probably baked these at least six times in the last year.  And that's saying something!  

I'm a food blogger!  

I can't waste my time whipping up something I've already made!

They are just that amazing. 

So now when my new world constists of:

-A best friend who lives in Santa Cruz,

-A family who plans to relocate to Texas or Oregon or Anticoch or Texas again (Make up your minds already!),

-And a 'me' who lives on her own,

At least, I'll still have these blondies.

I'm excited for the changes ahead (as much as any analytical, slightly pessimistic young lady could expect to be), but my goodness, I sure am glad some things stay the same!

Snickerdoodle Blondies
Brilliance by Dozen Flours

• 2 2/3 Cups Flour
• 2 tsp Baking Powder
• 2 Cups Packed Brown Sugar
• 1 Cup (2 Sticks) of Butter, Room Temperature
• 2 Eggs, Room Temperature
• 1 Tbsp Vanilla 
• 2 Tbsp White Sugar
• 2 tsp Cinnamon

Preheat Oven to 350F Degrees
Needed: Greased 9x13in Pan
Makes Approx: 15 Bars

1) Using a sifter, sift flour and baking powder over a medium sized bowl.  Set aside.
2) In another medium sized bowl, beat brown sugar, butter, eggs, and vanilla until well combined.
    About 2 minutes.

3) Slowly add in the flour mixture.  Beat until well combined.

4) In a greased 9x13in pan, spread batter evenly with a spoon or spatula.  Batter will be pretty thick so 

    just keep working it.  

5) Once batter is spread, prepare white sugar and cinnamon mixture.  Sprinkle across the top.

6) Bake at 350F Degrees for 25-30 minutes.  Surface should be dry to touch and sort of "spring" back 

    when done.  

7) Cool bars on rack.  You can cut these when still slightly warm.  

 Save the butter.

Save the sugar.

 Save the world. 

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Deep Dark Chocolate Cupcakes {Rebake} w/Whipped Mascarpone Frosting (★ ★ ★ ★ ☆)

Some things are just not meant to be brought back.

Like...
Dinner, Circa 1950.

Sure, it was the golden age of domesticity, but what the heck were those housewives making?!

Vegetable and meat jello?

I'll be taking a rain check, thank you.
Stick me in a cryogenic freezer and ship me back to the land of deep fried oreos!

Or...
Village People's Y.M.C.A.

I know it's your wedding, but please, let's keep this macho-cheeseball of a song where it belongs. 
In 1978.

And...

Overalls!

Guys, overalls are coming back!  They're coming back???????!

This. is. a. travesty.

Of course, I'm guilty of wearing a pair or two everyday in the 90's.

But I was a kid!

I didn't know any better.

What I thought was the perfect solution to hiding my awkward teenage body was actually a fashion conspiracy to keep me looking like a large, lumpy sack of denim.

Why?

Because Junior High is about pain, people.



The truth of the matter is:
Everything comes around.

Everything.

Whether it looks exactly like it did before, is not the question.
The fact is...it's back.

Thankfully, for every terrible idea there is an equally wonderful one begging to be rediscovered.

Like jean jackets,

All forms of hair braids,

even "Sexy."


Oh, and these cupcakes.



I made these way back in the dark ages of this blog when I had no idea what I was doing.

I still don't really know what I'm doing, but at least now I'm organized about it.

Progress, people!

But even then, when everything was a complete mess, I still stumbled upon an amazing chocolate cake recipe.

We're talking I'm lookin' no further.  I'm plantin' my roots.  And unless someone asks me to try out their recipe because they guarantee that it is better, this is the chocolate cake I will be serving from here to kingdom come.

It's my chocolate cake "go-to."

The only problem was I hadn't made it since then.

That's the food blogger dilemma.  You find something amazing, but you can't ever make it again because you are supposed to be making "new" recipes, trying "new" things.

Well, you know what?

I'm breaking the rules.

Because this cake is too good to be forgotten.

...and mascarpone cheese is so absolutely divine, I needed it again too.

But in true blogger fashion, I've tweaked it.  (Don't shut me down, Google!)

Today, it's whipped!

See?  I'm still fit to be in the kitchen.

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I can't really explain this cake to you, other than it has the perfect balance of moist and denseness.
It's not too heavy, not too dry.  It's amazing.

Also, this frosting is very "whipped creamy."  Light and fluffy.  If you want something more solid, cut the cream in half.  Next time, I am going to do this.
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Deep Dark Chocolate Cake
copied from A Bloggable Life

• 2 Cups of Sugar
• 1 3/4 Cups of Flour
• 3/4 Cup of Cocoa (Hershey's Special Dark, if you want this coloring)
• 1 1/2 tsp Baking Powder
• 1 1/2 tsp Baking Soda
• 1 tsp Salt
• 2 Large Eggs
• 1 Cup Milk
• 1/2 Cup Vegetable Oil
• 2 tsp Vanilla
• 1 Cup Boiling Water

Whipped Vanilla Mascarpone Frosting
adapted from Martha Stewart

• 8oz Mascarpone Cheese, Room Temperature
• 1 tsp Vanilla Paste (or Extract)
• 1/2 Cup Granulated Sugar (more or less to taste)
• 2 Cups of Heavy Cream
• Stabilizer: Unflavored Gelatin/Cornstarch (I did not do this and my frosting did not hold for longer than 30 minutes)

Makes 24 Frosted Cupcakes
Preheat Oven to 375F Degrees then lower to 350F Degrees
Bake for 15-20 minutes
Needed Muffin Tin & Cupcake Liners



Cupcakes:

1) In a large bowl, add sugar, flour, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.  Stir until combined.

2) Add eggs, milk, oil, and vanilla.  Beat for 2 minutes on medium speed. 

3) Mix in boiling water until combined.  Batter will be very thin and runny.  (See bottom righthand

    picture.  The batter doesn't even stick to the beaters).

4) Line muffin tin with cupcake liners.
5) Carefully pour batter into cups about 3/4 full.  I used a measuring cup to do this since the batter
    was so runny and I still managed to make a mess. 
6) Place pan into 375F Degree oven.  After 7 minutes lower oven temperature to 350F for the
    remaining 8-13 minutes.  Cupcakes are done when toothpick inserted into the center comes out
    clean.
7) Allow cupcakes to cool completely in the muffin tin before removing.

Frosting:
1) Place a medium sized bowl in the freezer to chill.
2) In another bowl, mix mascarpone, sugar, and vanilla until well combined.

3) Take bowl out of the freezer and beat heavy cream until stiff peaks form. This will take a few
    minutes so be patient (make sure you start with clean beaters for this!) {Here is where you would
    add your stabilizer...otherwise use immediately}
4) Fold cheese mixture into whipped cream.  I found this very difficult and ended up mixing with the
    beater very carefully and quickly.  Keep chilled.
5) Frost cupcakes and enjoy!

Blog police, you'll never get my pearls!